Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...