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God creates Woman.
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He simply croaked!
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
How does a man keep his youth?
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