Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...