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Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
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There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
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What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
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