Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...