HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...