Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...