Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...