Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...