Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...