Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?