Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
We go bear hunting
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Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...