Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...