What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...