Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...