Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...