What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...