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O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...