A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Work for an operator
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Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!