Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...