Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...