Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...