Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...