I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...