Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.