A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....