You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...