Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...