Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...