God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
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Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
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ride it to hospital!
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The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
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Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
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