Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...