10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
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Christmas downsizing
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The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Girl Talk
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Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Giving very odd excuses
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A croak and dagger agent!
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