A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...