The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...