Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...