Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...