Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...