My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Real opcodes
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A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...