Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...