Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...