What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...