This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...