Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...