Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
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What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...