Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...