Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...