Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...