Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...