Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Bees pay you a visit
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Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
I deserve to be married
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Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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A bullfrog!
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Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Definitions from Kids
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