What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What Tax?
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Polish Power Outage
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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